Special Skills:
- Personal Chef √
- Taxi Driver √
- Singer √
- Dental Hygenist √
- Jungle Gym √
- Personal Nurse √
- Professional Book Reader √
- Tutor √
- Ass-Wiper √
- Piggy Bank √
- Packing Mule ?
Today Monster J and I made an impromtu trip to the mall – shocking, I know – to do some light Christmas shopping. I didn’t have the stroller with me, so I rented one of those cool kiddy krusier thingys. We do our shopping, then it’s time to go home for lunch. Shit. No stroller means I have to CARRY EVERYTHING to the car. So here’s how it goes down:
right shoulder – purse and diaper bag
right hip – baby
right hand – keys
left arm – 4 shopping bags
left hand – coffee
left ear – cell phone
Sweet Jeebus. Someone please smack me next time I get the bright idea to go to the mall by myself with no stroller. Ugh.
