With Christmas fast approaching, there will be hoards of people shopping which means lots of women and kids using the public bathrooms. This is me BEGGING and PLEADING all of you to PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE respect your fellow bathroom users.
I can nearly guarantee you will not get some unspeakable ass disease by sitting on the toilet. If you don’t believe me you can read it for yourself here. That guy’s got a PhD so you know he’s got all the answers.
If you still don’t believe either one of us and you must hover, please wipe the seat after you and/or your kids are done. Or you can use one of those nifty paper seat liners and your ass will be just fine.
I promise! Really!
