Archive for December, 2007

Thanksgiving and Monster J

I know this seems like a really late post, but the subject has just recently hit home so bear with me. Thanksgiving for me has always been more about just seeing my family – not so much about being thankful for all that we have. My uncle always says a prayer before the meal and we hold hands and bow our heads. While I am thankful for my life and my family, I am not a religious person, unlike the rest of my family who are very much into their religion and faith.

Recently I stumbled across a website which tells the heart-breaking story of a toddler who lost her life to cancer.  This family, like me, lives here in Dallas, and the hospital she was in is only a few miles away from my house. I spent a good while reading this family’s story and the articles that were published in Dallas Morning News about them.

Far too often I read and hear people saying they just wish their ill-behaved children would leave them alone, or give them a break. The parents say they wish they could just have one day to themselves with no children or interruptions. But what if you lost all that? What would you give to have all that back, even if for only five minutes with your precious child again?

So I am thankful. I am thankful for my family, my husband, the roof over my head, the clothes on my body, the food on my table. Most of all I am thankful for my son and all the ways he has changed my life for the better. I am thankful for every cry, every tear, every scream, every sleepless night, every bang on the door while I’m in the bathroom. I am thankful for every smile, every laugh, every hug, every kiss.

I love you, my baby boy. You have given me so much in ways you’ll never know. Thank you.

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Wrapping Gifts + _____ = Happy Toddler

womanscreaming.jpg This would be me (not really me, but a good idea of what I look like while trying to wrap Christmas presents). Monster J will not leave me alone when it comes to Christmas presents. Is this you, too? Well then, you’re in luck!

crazyjulian.jpg Notice the demented look on his face? If you’re in the same boat as me, luckily I’ve devised a brilliant method to fix this teeny tiny problem.

ducttape.jpg Ok, ok so this isn’t really my idea per se, but you know whatever. (I think this is actually called an Arkansas time out.) But this is very similar to my idea.

scotchtape.jpg I have discovered the secret weapon, to getting a few minutes of peace to keep away monkeys children. Just one roll of scotch tape and it’s instant entertainment. Brilliant, I tell you. Brilliant!

present.jpg Perfection.

‘Twas a beautiful, sunny day…

IN FREAKING DECEMBER! What the hell is wrong with you, Texas? Why must you torture me!? Do you ever give me cold days in summer? NO!  Even if it rains, it’s still hot. So what with all the warm days in winter? I need my cold. Please give me winter, please! Spring and summer are just around the corner and you can warm up all you want then. Just leave winter ALONE! Thank you.
Ok, rant over.

Pee Pees and Poopies in the Bidey

Thursday morning I go get Monster J out of his crib and put him in his highchair to eat breakfast.

Monster J: Mommy. Mommy. Moommmmyyyy!

Me: Baaabbbbyyyy!

Monster J: Mommy! Bidey! (as in diapey – diaper) Mommy! Pee pees! (as in his diaper is full of pee)

Me: Okay, Baby. Just a minute.

He gets his sippy-cup of milk then I take him for a diaper change. I put him back in his highchair to eat breakfast and he finishes.

Monster J: *waves his arm furiously at me to tell me “all-done” as in he wants down* Mommy. Pay. Pay. MOMMY! PAY! (play)

Me: Okay, Baby. Just a second.

I take him out of the highchair and off he goes… paying.

(about 5 minutes later)

Monster J: Mommy! Mommmyyyy! Bidey! Bidey! Poopies! Mommy! (as in he wants yet another diaper change because he has a poopy diaper)

Eek! It’s time for this already? I thought I had a few more months at least. I guess it’s a good thing he’s telling me that he has pee pees or poopies in his bidey, though. Maybe that means it won’t be so bad. Right? Right! Someone’s getting a potty for Christmas then.